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Welcome to my Homepage!
Hi! I work on AI, survive on instant noodles, and submit papers 3 minutes before deadlines.
Feel free to reach out if you are interested in collaboration or potential opportunities.
News
- 2026.10 🚀🚀 Submitted a paper 3 minutes before the deadline.
- 2025.12 😅😅 Unexpectedly got fired.
- 2026.09 📉📉 My GPU resigned before I did.
- 2026.08 ☕☕ Survived on coffee for 72 consecutive hours.
- 2026.05 🎉🎉 I begin my internship at Weijia.
- 2025.12 😅😅 Unexpectedly got fired.
- 2026.07 🎉🎉 Promoted from intern to “experienced intern”.
- 2026.06 🤡🤡 Accidentally deleted the production database.
- 2026.05 🎉🎉 I begin my internship at Haidilao.
- 2025.12 😅😅 Unexpectedly got fired.
- 2024.10 🎉🎉 I began my studies at MIT.
Experience
Haidilao
2026.05 - Present
LLM Engineer Intern advised by Weidong Tang
Main contribution: teaching hotpot robots to understand human emotions.
2026.05 - Present
LLM Engineer Intern advised by Weidong Tang
Main contribution: teaching hotpot robots to understand human emotions.
Weijia
2026.01 - 2026.03
Machine Learning Intern advised by Yue Su
Successfully reduced GPU happiness by 97%.
2026.01 - 2026.03
Machine Learning Intern advised by Yue Su
Successfully reduced GPU happiness by 97%.
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
2023.09 - Present
Rank 5/99, B.E at School of Telecommunication Engineering
Research interests include large models, multimodal learning, and surviving deadlines.
2023.09 - Present
Rank 5/99, B.E at School of Telecommunication Engineering
Research interests include large models, multimodal learning, and surviving deadlines.
Publications
(* equal contribution · † corresponding author · ‡ project leader)
SleepFormer: Towards Fully Autonomous Deadline Extension via Large Language Models
Weidong Tang , Yue Su† .
We present SleepFormer, the first framework capable of automatically generating convincing excuses for missed deadlines, skipped meetings, and unfinished experiments.
ACL 3026 Oral [arXiv] [code]
Weidong Tang , Yue Su† .
We present SleepFormer, the first framework capable of automatically generating convincing excuses for missed deadlines, skipped meetings, and unfinished experiments.
ACL 3026 Oral [arXiv] [code]
Are GPUs Emotionally Stable? A Large-Scale Empirical Study Under 24/7 Training Stress
NVIDIA RTX 9090*, Yue Su* , Weidong Tang† .
We conduct the first psychological evaluation of modern GPUs under extreme training conditions. Results reveal that 87% of devices exhibit symptoms of burnout after repeated “just one more epoch” requests.
ICLR 3026 [arXiv] [code]
NVIDIA RTX 9090*, Yue Su* , Weidong Tang† .
We conduct the first psychological evaluation of modern GPUs under extreme training conditions. Results reveal that 87% of devices exhibit symptoms of burnout after repeated “just one more epoch” requests.
ICLR 3026 [arXiv] [code]
Instant Noodles as a Scalable Training Infrastructure for Graduate Students
Noodles‡, Yue Su* , Weidong Tang† .
We introduce Noodle-Scaling Law, showing that research productivity increases logarithmically with instant noodle consumption before collapsing catastrophically at 3 a.m.
ICML 3026 [arXiv] [code]
Noodles‡, Yue Su* , Weidong Tang† .
We introduce Noodle-Scaling Law, showing that research productivity increases logarithmically with instant noodle consumption before collapsing catastrophically at 3 a.m.
ICML 3026 [arXiv] [code]
- ACL 3030 SleepFormer v5: Towards Fully Autonomous Deadline Extension via Large Language Models
Oral. [arXiv][code] - ACL 3029 SleepFormer v4: Towards Fully Autonomous Deadline Extension via Large Language Models
Oral. [arXiv][code] - ACL 3028 SleepFormer v3: Towards Fully Autonomous Deadline Extension via Large Language Models
Oral. [arXiv][code] - ACL 3027 SleepFormer v2: Towards Fully Autonomous Deadline Extension via Large Language Models
Oral. [arXiv][code] - ACL 3026 SleepFormer: Towards Fully Autonomous Deadline Extension via Large Language Models
Oral. [arXiv][code] - ICLR 3026 Are GPUs Emotionally Stable? A Large-Scale Empirical Study Under 24/7 Training Stress
[arXiv][code] - ICLR 3026 Instant Noodles as a Scalable Training Infrastructure for Graduate Students
[arXiv][code]
Projects
WowPage
Weidong Tang, Yue Su.
In collaboration with Yue Su, I refined and improved his original homepage template. A clean standalone template version is coming soon.
Project [code]
Weidong Tang, Yue Su.
In collaboration with Yue Su, I refined and improved his original homepage template. A clean standalone template version is coming soon.
Project [code]
Awards
- 3026.01, Successfully survived 17 consecutive paper deadlines without touching grass.
- 3025.09, Best Excuse Generation Award, SleepFormer Research Group.
- 3025.06, Outstanding Contributor to Instant Noodle Consumption Efficiency.
- 3024.12, GPU Emotional Damage Scholarship (Full Funding).
- 3024.08, Ranked Top 0.1% Worldwide in “I’ll Fix It Tomorrow”.
Services
- 3026.06 – Present, Chief Coffee Consumption Officer, Midnight Research Lab.
- 3026.01 – Present, Full-time Debugger of Problems Created by Myself.
- Reviewer for Journal of Unfinished Projects.
- Area Chair for Conference on Last-Minute Submissions (CLMS).
- Volunteer Therapist for Burned-out GPUs.
Talks
- 3026.07, “How to Finish a Paper 3 Minutes Before Deadline.”
- 3026.05, “Large Language Models and Large Amounts of Caffeine.”
- 3025.11, “On the Emotional Stability of GPUs Under Extreme Stress.”
- 3025.08, “Instant Noodles as Scalable Research Infrastructure.”
- 3025.03, “Sleep is Temporary, Camera-Ready is Forever.”